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Marek Kowalsky

CHEEKY BRITISH BIRD?
As if there were any other kind... So, are you single and tired of tossers? Or just "trolling" (trawling), due to a fondness for hardened criminals? Or, browsing simply out of morbid curiosity? If it's the first, read on... Are you interested in making that elusive Ultimate Connection? With a Yobbo-ish Yank? (As if there were any other kind - in the North East; although I'm currently being warehoused in Colorado.)

Are you warm hearted? Loyal, loving and honest? Age 25 minimum? Like Punk or (real) Metal? Attractive and fit? Have an English tan? (So "fair skinned" that you basically glow in the dark? ""... Yeah, it's a freebie.)

Are you NOT: Heavily medicated (or should be?), and/or similarly deeply disturbed, poison-hearted, and/or vengeful towards kenneled men? How about a serial pen pal-ing, prisoner juggling, game playing, multiple-romance-junkie that perceives this rogue's- gallery as one big (free!) vending machine or a reverse E-Bay? How about Anti-Semite? Chav tart? "Pre/post Op' trannie?" (Don't even ask... until now, I've only had female-friendship ads, but all kinds wrote for love.)

Still :applicable"? Want a good man? Willing to devote yourself to one? Then please do write, I could be the mail-order Yank for you - this is a limited-time offer, so act now! (But sorry, no free tote bag with your order, etc...) Don't delay!

Piss take aside... and caustically-acerbic humor, resulting from atrocious experiences (suffered by others and recently myself) at the minds of tainted, unempathetic and tragically-damaged "women", seeking victims (or lap dogs) instead of friends; in pursuit of some kind of dysfunctional-vortex of a one-sided inflictive type of "relationship" (passive-aggressive sadism?), available to them only within prison walls (by the most desperate of prisoners) because otherwise wholly-unacceptable by societal-standards: This can be an empty/sick woman's playground - for the willing (said-women will be weeded first sign.) Prisoners can be predatory, too. But I'm sincere and want a compatible English bird who's 100% hardcore-down with/for me, as I will be for her; it's that simple.

I'm : Thirties, fairly cerebral, a novelist & electrician, lifelong fitness and fighting disciple, core-serious, life-passionate, but humorous and (somehow!) romantically inclined and I'm waiting for you, my... um... alabaster babe-to-be. (Moonbeam)

Understand this, writing regularly/religiously/dutifully is an absolute must for a relationship to work under these conditions; it binds hearts, entwines minds, and simultaneously serves as an incremental investment-plan for a promising future: Letters (of substance) represent individual, metaphorical-pebbles that self-assemble into one priceless mosaic - which are also rock-solid when complete, and stand the test of time. I'm all for going slowly (friendship must precede love), but only write if you're suitable, as described.

Note: If only a "browser" (site-troll/gore-crow), but you know a perfect match, do the right thing and send her my way; improve two lives.

Finally, I'm in for acting-the-idiot (well, I wasn't acting), not for any kind of sex, drug or domestic abuse type charges; nor stalking, theft, robbery or fraud, etc...

Send a photo and a few pages about yourself, as I've done for you.
See ya!
Address:
Marek D. Kowalsky #23642-086
ADX
PO Box 8500
Florence, CO 81226-8500

Birthdate: October --

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Seeking Correspondence With: Women Only

Expected Date of Release: July 2009-2011


Motel Hell
Life's too short for prison and pain,
each day and year, inhumane; cops and
robbers, the criminally insane; a number
used in place of your name - how a
prisoner's "life" is so profane:
The weak are flattened (the meek get
the same) as the younger get meaner,
the older grow tame, but kill-or-be-killed
is still often the game where your
life can be taken - snuffed out like a
flame; get stabbed to pieces or end-up
a lame while the walls suck your life
that you threw down the drain - a
continuous nightmare for not using your
brain: Go yell at the mirror for
someone to blame...
Till freedom or funeral, this hell's your domain.

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